THE REVOLUTION BEGINS
Comrades, let's work to preserve the legacy of Kristen Henderson even though she uses Macs!
First, a message from Kristen Henderson.
I take too many planes. I know too many names. I forget them. I take too many planes. I know too many names, and I forget them. Her name is Cassidy. She eats raw beatles. She likes to shoot up with dirty needles. Friends, friends, how many of us have them? Friends, Friends. Before we go any further, friends is a user word, a word we convey. Most of the time we use it in the wrong way. You can look the word up again and again but the dictionary doesn't know the meaning of friends. Home girls...in the summer, in the spring, and fall. Alright. I can bust out a rhyme later tonight, maybe. Oh, here it is. Home girls through the summer, spring, and fall. I can't think of anything that rhymes with it. Thank you. That's better than the same old show, isn't it?" 
- Kristen Rap, 5/1/03 Princeton University
Welcome Comrade, to kristenhendersonismyheroeventhoughsheusesmacs.com, the official home of the KHendolshevik Revolution. Are you prepared to sacrifice all in the name of the KHendolshevik Revolution? What are you waiting for, the Motherland does not wait! The revolution starts here! Glory to the proletariats who work to preserve the legacy of Kristen Henderson even though she uses Macs!